- If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
- Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
- I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
- I started out in this world with nothing, and I still have most of it.
- The severity of the itch is inversely correlated to your ability to scratch it.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I just let my mind wander and it's yet to come back.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
- It's bad luck to be superstitious.
- What would happen if you were to get scared half to death twice?
- Everywhere is walking distance if you have enough time.
Peace does not conform itself to what I think it should be. It doesn't give a crap what I think, actually. Enso Circles remind me that perfection is a myth of my own creation. The combined EnsoPeace symbol reminds me that the communal journey toward incremental gains is a perpetual state. Posts will intentionally be held to under 300 words. Mostly. Check out the resources tab to learn more about Enso Circles and the Peace Sign.
Monday, March 23, 2015
Funny Little One-Line Jokes
Funny one-line jokes. (Extracted from a longer list handed to me in a steathily camouflaged bible tract promoting mostly the ugliness of man.)
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